No this isn't one of those list-jokes.
Well, yesterday I sat down to lunch and plopped my purse on the table. A co-worker looked into my purse and said, "Hey, is that hand cream?" and reached for something deep inside my shoulder bag. What she had spotted was, in fact, my reading glasses' case.
But still, I looked with fear at what else she might pull out.
Back in my twenties, I would have worried that the item she pulled out would be some sort of birth control.
But, I'm in my 40's. It wasn't condoms I was worried about this time. I was worried it would be my hemorrhoid cream.
I'm officially old.
1 month ago